So, I decided what I want on my gravestone:

"In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain."

You know, just in case.


And in national news, that chick that Russel Brand joked about sleeping with to her grandfather on BBC2 Radio 2 (Georgina Baillie, the grandaughter of Andrew Sachs, a.k.a. Manuel from Fawlty Towers), has now done a kiss and tell. Surely that makes all complaints null and void? She also belongs to a burlesque dance troupe called 'Satanic Sluts'. I'm not making this up. And Jonathon Ross may lose his job over this. More eyerolling could not be affected than is right now.