You know what my new favourite thing to do when I feel depressed is, to cheer myself up? Smoke a cigarette Read Cannibal Corpse's song titles.

Me and a coworker were going through the tracklists' to their albums yesterday. I was almost crying with laughter. Leave Tomb of the Mutilated til the end. ('Addicted to... oh my word!' and 'I... You know, I hear that he does. And there's a live version, so you can listen to it twice!')

Here's a sample of the delights in store for you:

Brain Removal Device - Kill
Blunt Force Castration - The Wretched Spawn
Sanded Faceless - Gore Obsessed

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There's 10 albums of it! Love it.


And Batman was crazily awesome. We got into the cinema a little bit too late; we were the second row from the very front. So to see the action onscreen, you actually had to move your head from side to side. But oh my daisies, it was good. So good it left me incoherent. And I'm usually 'that person' who goes on and on about all the nuances of the film. I'm so going to see it again.

I mean, do you have to look so fucking depressed all the time?



I think the Houses of Parliament should hold a fancy dress party. Now that would be awesome beyond words.

And the state of the nation isn't so bad. You just believe too much you read in the Sun, Mr Brown. If I was a Cabinet Minister, things would be so awesome. We'd be the happiest nation ever. I mean, in a country where the MPs skip and give their colleagues cake, what could ever go wrong?

Re: The Dark Knight. I've so far managed to get 2 days past the UK release date (a week and a half or so past the US one?) without picking up any major spoilers. I've heard so little about Two-Face it's unreal, to the point of not knowing if he's even in it. I mean, obviously Harvey Dent is in it. (If you dont want to know who Two-Face is, don't highlight.) I'm not complaining though, the less I hear about the plot the happier I am as far as I'm concerned.

But I'm going a little bit bat crazy. To the point where I have a Batman logo T-shirt, a Batgirl T-shirt, a pair of bat earrings, a pair of Batman knickers, 3 badges, a bag, 2 Joker posters, a Batman poster and a 3D Dark Knight poster. The Burton/Schumacher box set. And the Batman Begins/Gotham Knight box - the play.com exclusive with a USB with movie stills.

And also, the OMG BAT LIVING IN MY ROOF.

Well. It may not be a bat. It might be some sparrows, or a rat, or a demon waiting to posess me (see 'Come Closer' by Sara Gran). If it's a bat, we aren't even allowed to move it because it's endangered. How badass is that? A bat living in my room?

Finally, Austria was awesome. In a few words: sunburn, beer, singing, hot choir/army/photographer guys from other countries, awesome graffiti (who knew?!). Good times. Except for the stupid costume. And the choir that had a song that was 7 minutes of fart noises.